♚ Eighteenth Move - {Audio}

[faustianphantom]

Sebastian!

[A pause. Uncomfortable silence. And then...]

Just because I was away doesn't mean you had permission to shirk your duties.

[Someone is upset with the donation card.]

By the way, where is my tea?

Comments

voice

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's someone just like you! Except blue.

But it's good that the world has people like you left, Mr. Phantomdwarf - people who don't discriminate!

voice

[queens-guarddog.livejournal.com]

...if they were blue, wouldn't that mean they were dead?

[...what. Does he think he's a necrophiliac?!]

That's disgusting. Don't assume such vile things!

voice ::1/3

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Smurfette is perfectly alive and beautiful and wonderful -

voice

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

voice

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

...Mr. Phantomdwarf, I'm disappointed.

To think a civilized young and very, very tiny man of this day and age could possibly harbour these sort of sentiments. To think you'd be capable of this blatant prejudice. To think you'd deny people love just because they're blue.

voice :: 1/3

[queens-guarddog.livejournal.com]

I haven't met her.

voice :: 2/3

[queens-guarddog.livejournal.com]

...what?

voice

[queens-guarddog.livejournal.com]

Blue people lack oxygen. When people lack oxygen, they tend to either be dead or near death. Surely we can agree on that?

voice

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Or they're blue because they're very sad.

voice

[queens-guarddog.livejournal.com]

That would be a metaphor. They wouldn't actually be blue.